Bor and Silvana version 2

Warning - must know some Warhammer:40000 to follow the story.

Also TL;DR.


My second take at Fio'El Bork'An Kais (or simply Bor) and Silvana. Now, looking back, I see that first version wasn't that much interesting ( [link] ) . Bor was supposed to be some sort of hero and genius inventor who's misunderstood because of his wish to be a warrior, cause in Tau society everyone is expected to accept the role they gain on birth.

Reason I deiced that previous version was weak was because I read a shitload of awesome fan stuff at 1d4chan ( [link] ) and one sentence carved into my mind:

NOT ... GRIMDARK ... ENOUGH!

So out with the old, in with the new Bor and Silvana! This Bor is different all together. Starting with - he's gay, but not in a cute way we see on TV. No. He is pushy, homo-supremacist who would seduce and fuck entire cadre of fire warriors, take pictures of it and post it on TauTwitter (TT ) and use it to piss of their superiors. Charming, isn't he?
Also he's a genius engineer and likes to build massive cannons resembling a penis, pointing them at asses of enemies of Tau Empire and shout "COCK REFERENCE" seconds before opening all hell upon poor souls assholes.

As for Silvana, she's downplayed here a bit. No longer a warrior who owns gratitude to Bor for saving her from battlefield. In new version she's an assistant/lab experiment for Bor. Originally captured by Tau who stopped a Dark Eldar raid, she was released from Tau prison after some time. Looking for some way home and money, only place she could find job was as assistant at Bor's laboratory. There he tied her and turned her into tall muscular amazon. When she asked why the hell he did that to her, replay was "It's more interesting when my mount can talk "


So we have a midget gay Tau evil genius and a Dark Eldar muscle Wych as his mount, with plans to shove an artillery round into every hole of every enemy of Tau Empire.

And smile every minute of it.