2DF Strasimira round 2

Great homage to H.A.L.O and Machete

Victorious from previous round of 's 2DF, Strašimira is teleported to fight Opacity. When she looks around, she finds out she is in outer space, in a giant ring structure, with miles of track and terrain.

On her left, across the canyon, she sees Opacity. Next victim.

On her right - a bike. Really bad-ass looking.

And behind her, she hears horrible roars. Of dead people. Shouting 'Heil Hitler'.

"Nazi zombies..." she whispers.

In seconds, Strašimira jumps on bike and collects every possible sword, dagger and machete around. She mounts gatling gun on front of the bike.

From now on, she becomes - MACHETEMIRA.

At same time Opacity goes into a stealth beetle.

Race is ON!

Across the canyons and cliffs they race, trough fortress build by ancient races. Nazi zombies are everywhere - opening fire from their guns, tanks, planes, throwing mines and themselves on two woman.

Machetemira slashes trough undead menace like trough butter, or removes their heavy troops with rain of bullets. No mercy, no respite. Opacity follows behind her, in her beetle. Zombies have poor eyesight, but they have infrared senses, which are blocked by stealth of her car.

As they reach end of track they enter massive arena, filled to top with screaming fans of 2DF. Inside the pit, even more Nazi zombies come out from belly of halo itself.

Machetemira sees the end of her track. And she also notice that all this time Opacity was hiding behind her. She is in rage. In a clever trick she poses herself next to the beetle and lets Panzer open fire at her, evading the round, which hits car's tire.

Screaming in fear, Opacity breaks window of falling car, hoping to escape.

But is only met by Machetemira's whip. Using her extreme strength, she pulls Opacity out of the car and straight into Nazi zombie lines.

While her opponent is left for dead, Machetemira kills last of zombies and rushes trough finishing line - into victory and beyond.


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