Le me, checking the mail.



What is this? Mail from ArenaNet?


Guild Wars 2 Beta weekend? Meh.

OPEN BETA WEEKEND!?!?!


Dis gonna be good!
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Wait, ain't I suppose to spend half the weekend with my girlfriend?

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Calm down, solider. Love over video-games, son.


You know what, brain? You are right!


I will give her the best time of her life!
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Later
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Oh, derp, that was great!



I know, honey. Glad you liked it. I did too.

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Going home, reaching computer
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Ok, let's do this!


What is this? Connection error?


I WILL PLAY YOU IF THAT'S THE LAST THING I DO!


INTERNET! GIVEZ ME ANSWERS!


"Global connection problems?"


"Been trying for 17 hours?" "I was for 10." "15!" "No luck?" "None!"


LOL! I didn't miss a thing!